In one of the more bizarre travel security incidents in recent memory, a Pennsylvania man was caught by TSA agents at Newark Liberty International Airport attempting to smuggle a live turtle—inside his pants.

A Slow and Steady Attempt at Sneaking Through Security

According to reports, TSA officers at Newark Airport were conducting routine screenings when they noticed something suspicious during a security check. Upon closer inspection, they discovered that the traveler was hiding a small turtle in his pants while attempting to board his flight.

TSA promptly intervened and confiscated the reptile, which was later placed in the care of appropriate authorities. The man, whose identity has not been disclosed, is now facing potential penalties for attempting to transport a live animal in such an unconventional—and illegal—manner.

TSA’s Response & Travel Safety Rules

TSA took to social media to share the unusual encounter, reminding travelers that there are proper ways to transport pets and live animals. While certain animals are permitted in carry-on luggage, they must be declared, safely contained, and follow airline-specific regulations.

A TSA spokesperson humorously noted that while some travelers try to sneak past security with contraband, this “shell game” didn’t fool them.

Legal Consequences for Smuggling Wildlife

Attempting to illegally transport live animals can come with serious legal repercussions. Under U.S. Fish and Wildlife regulations, smuggling protected or exotic species can result in fines or even criminal charges. While it is unclear whether this particular case involved an endangered species, attempting to bypass regulations raises both safety and ethical concerns.

Why Animal Smuggling is a Serious Issue

While this case may seem humorous, wildlife smuggling is a growing problem worldwide. Many endangered species are trafficked illegally, contributing to population decline and environmental harm. Transporting animals improperly can also lead to health risks for both the animal and the public.

Key Takeaways for Travelers

  • If you need to travel with a pet or exotic animal, always check airline policies and TSA regulations.
  • Never attempt to smuggle live animals through security—it’s illegal and can lead to fines or criminal charges.
  • Wildlife should be protected and transported responsibly to ensure both animal safety and legal compliance.

While this Pennsylvania man’s turtle smuggling attempt might be an amusing headline, it serves as a reminder that air travel laws exist for a reason. Whether you’re carrying luggage—or a reptile—it’s best to follow the rules and avoid a “slow-moving” disaster at the airport.