Senior Paralegal (Semi-Retired)
Pisanchyn Law Firm
At the Pisanchyn Law Firm, we believe in honoring dedication, wisdom, and a touch of stubborn charm—and that’s exactly why today’s spotlight is shining on someone very special: Cooper, our most senior paralegal.
Credentials & Experience:
Cooper has been with the firm for over a decade, making him one of the longest-serving members of the Pisanchyn team. A Yorkshire Terrier with a no-nonsense attitude and a stare that could cross-examine a witness, Cooper quickly worked his way up from “floormate” to Senior Paralegal, overseeing the most important task of all—lap presence during emotionally charged meetings.
Though technically semi-retired, Cooper still checks in from time to time—usually on Fridays, when he knows someone is likely to have grilled chicken. His new preferred office? The deck of a pontoon boat, where he enjoys boat rides, sunbathing, and quietly watching ducks he has no intention of chasing.
Hobbies:
When he’s not consulting on cases or reviewing squeaky toys for quality assurance, Cooper enjoys:
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Long boat rides on sunny days
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Being wrapped in plush blankets
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Sitting perfectly still for photos as long as treats are involved
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Thinking deeply with his tongue out
Office Gossip:
While his legal résumé is impressive, whispers around the office suggest Cooper may be the original D.B. Coope. We can’t confirm anything… but we also can’t deny it.
When asked about his thoughts on retirement, Cooper did not respond.
From everyone here at Pisanchyn Law Firm: Thank you, Cooper, for your years of loyalty, professionalism, and unwavering floof. You’ve earned your title, your perks, and your pillow.
Stay tuned for more employee spotlights as we continue celebrating the four-legged legends who make the legal world just a little more lovable.
