Every good team needs balance. If Madison, our fearless Assistant to the Marketing Manager, is the spark of chaos and creativity, then Rivers is the calm that keeps the storm in check.

At two years old, Rivers has already established himself as the Ethics Officer here at Pisanchyn Injury Law. His job? Making sure things run smoothly, rules are followed, and that everyone remembers to keep the nonsense to a minimum.

The Stoic Goldendoodle

Where Madison charges ahead without hesitation, Rivers takes his time. He carefully studies a situation (usually while sitting with impeccable posture), and then makes a judgment. Need someone to approve a new marketing stunt? Rivers will tilt his head and give you “the look.” If he doesn’t blink, that’s a no.

All Business, No Fluff

While he’s undeniably fluffy on the outside, Rivers is all business on the inside. He doesn’t chase his tail, he doesn’t get distracted by squeaky toys during meetings, and he certainly doesn’t break the rules. If you’re looking for shortcuts, Rivers will find you, and he’ll make you follow the guidelines—probably with a very disappointed sigh.

Big Brother Duties

As Madison’s older brother, Rivers takes his mentorship role seriously. He’s the first to step in when she gets a little too bold, and the last to crack a smile at her antics (but don’t be fooled—he secretly loves her energy). Together, they make a perfect duo: the dreamer and the rule-keeper.

Rivers in the Office

  • Favorite Spot: Right where he can see everything—because oversight is part of his job.

  • Least Favorite Thing: Broken rules… and suspicious people walking by.

  • Work Style: Calm, observant, and always within policy.

  • Best Quality: Integrity, with a side of patience.

Rivers might not make the loudest splash in the office, but he’s the one who keeps everything in line. And honestly? Every firm could use an Ethics Officer like him.